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(Source: forbidd3n-lovee)
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“I just simply am not a dater. I think I have been on three official dates in my life. They are like job interviews and I refuse to be romantically employed.”
why are you this way
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Only a horrible parent would name their child Disney, maybe they hated him or her and decided to torture him with a who life of name teasing?
Sucks for them, then. Now he’s got a whole land named after him. Some backfire.

(Source: vixey, via caleb-greene)
Don’t appologize! I found that kind of funny, ha! Nice to meet you Vixey!
Great to meet you too, Sooty. Have you noticed that you’re ridiculously beautiful? You’ve got that innocent-wide-blue-eyes look going for you.

(Source: vixey, via melrosexpierce-theta)
Maybe who the hell is Disney. It could be named after a person, too. But if so, Disney is a horrible name.
Who would name their child Disney? It’s just setting them up for years of “Jizzney” jokes.

(Source: vixey, via caleb-greene)